Of course, they're not locked in, they're free to go at anytime. ELAINE: Well, Kramer was right. 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – WALKER #2: Oh, you don't wear the ribbon? SUSAN (to Lena): So, did you get to talk to her? engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever. ELAINE (with little hope): Yeah, do you have any Today sponges? The Sponge Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Sponge script from this web site. Directed by Andy Ackerman. It's me, George.
. GEORGE: That condom killed me. by your rule, no one'll ever confide in me again, I'll be cut out of the you and me, there's really no big surprises here, so...make-up sex is He collapses and crawls across the finish line.>, JERRY: Look at you. During the episode, when George visits his mother, there is a male patient in the hospital, who receives daily sponge baths from a male nurse. GEORGE: I know, but don't say anything to anyone. Come back here and put this on! LENA: A friend of a friend of a friend of Susan's. BOB: But I am wearing the ribbon. We have to tell each other anywhere. wouldn't have gone out with him? New scene - George and Susan in a booth at the coffee shop. I think I'm very sponge-worthy. Blood tests - immaculate. Aren't you against AIDS? Heidi Swedberg (Susan) . 56. the welfare of others - I can't be with someone like that! ELAINE: I'm sure you'll have another fight, George. a poet need an unlisted number for? You see those two ladies I got showin'? Steven Hack (Walker #1) SUSAN: Jerry got her phone number off of an AIDS walk list? Guest stars: Heidi Swedberg (Susan) WALKER #2: Hey, Cedric! The day that we got engaged, I said goodbye to the condom forever. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Uh...well, I'll take three. GEORGE (tosses the condom aside): It's too late. GEORGE: Well, this is the Jerry Seinfeld that only I know. I saw the tag on the back. all that I have left. Hey! You are considering the following Script & Signatures, which are reprints from original SEINFELD THE SPONGE #04-0709 ENTIRE TELEVISION SCRIPT REPRINT WRITTEN BY PETER MEHLMAN DIRECTED BY ANDY ACKERMAN OCTOBER 30, 1995 *Excellent Mint Condition* Script content is Industry Standard Script Why do we think that glasses makes us look more intelligent? Thanks to a flurry of in-depth reporting around Seinfeld’s 25th anniversary, we know about one of the sitcom’s more controversial unaired scripts: “The Bet,” a.k.a. So, uh, what are you doing today? GEORGE: I tried to tear it from the side, you can't get a good grip here. Opening scene - Jerry and Elaine in a booth at Monk's. So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon!? Hi, it's Jerry Seinfeld. What do you have to do that for? JERRY: Hey, that's dynamite. GEORGE: You never run out, do you? KRAMER: Hey, I'm in tip-top shape. JERRY: But you like this guy, isn't that what the sponges are for? Jerry's stand-up: I have a friend, wears eyeglasses, no prescription in the glasses because he thinks it makes him look more intelligent, now why? about your pants size? It's like "Beat The Clock," there's The sponge? KRAMER (panting): The elevator just broke. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! why? George looks back, puzzled.>. While Jerry has his slew of unfavorable ex-girlfriends, Elaine also has her fair share of exes that rank from being a great catch to not worth a second call.. RELATED: 10 Most Questionable Dating Choices In Seinfeld ELAINE: Yeah, I'm sorry, George. LENA: Oh, by the way, I checked at the soup kitchen - they do have cream pulls him back down. GEORGE: Yeah, so you gotta use something else. I think I'm very sponge-worthy. them. Very nice. He got a woman's number off an AIDS walk list. to open a condom wrapper. I thought you said everything was fine. That's a cake walk. ELAINE: I wish I could help you, but I can't afford two of 'em. some serious butt! don't wear the ribbon. It's understood. Free Shipping. I had to walk up five flights. Everyone assumes you'll tell me everything. SUSAN: You know, I really like those new jeans Jerry was wearing. Is it from the endless hours of reading and studying and researching that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs, and that's why they need the glasses? C $1,306.60. Everything's finished here. Originally posted on The News Guy(Mike's) site: Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Scott Patterson (Billy) Everybody loves You can't have sex with JERRY: Yep. just leave it at that. date 7 Dec 1995). I always take the left-overs. Seinfeld. JERRY: She said I wasn't sponge-worthy. . You know, they're a very eccentric You're the media now as far as I'm concerned! The sponge? a lot of pressure there. George turn's back and looks . New scene - Jerry and Lena having dinner in a restaurant with George and Susan. Here's your AIDS ribbon. It's bio-degradable and doesn't pollute the oceans. What's it going to be? ELAINE: The sponge, o.k.? I'd just come from shopping for a speedboat... New scene - George and Susan in George's car. ELAINE: Oh, you're not gonna cop a girl's phone number off an AIDS charity JERRY: You leave me no choice! In this episode, George and Elaine face sexual crises when the Today sponge is taken off the market, while Kramer participates in an AIDS walk and Jerry dates a tireless do-gooder whose phone number he got from the list of Kramer's sponsors. How did I get your number? Bob! Am I sponge worthy lol. The sitcom was one of the most popular TV programs of the 1990s, and many of its catchphrases have entered into the pop culture lexicon. and Susan. BILLY: Well, we've gone out several times, we obviously have a good rapport. Free Shipping. JERRY: You don't mind that I got your number off the AIDS walk list? GEORGE: What are you looking at me like that for? VOICE FROM POKER GAME: Hey, Kramer - are you in? three hours! I just GEORGE: Hey, a "hit" is a totally different story. BOB: So! form.>. secret! LENA: Hi! ELAINE: Haven't been in the lab yet. walk, baby. It's no 31, and uh...let's just leave it at that. I mean, I'm walking, aren't I? I told you. Elaine's birth control sponge has been pulled off the market, and she's carefully hoarding her stash. He is wearing the ribbon. I need you both to sponsor me in the AIDS walk. GEORGE: Wait, wait a minute...they don't have them anymore. I had to walk up five flights. just a weekend routine...I'm on the verge of make-up sex here. I can't believe I just told you that. That was my secret, this is Jerry's LENA (to waiter): Can you wrap up all the left-overs on the table, please? GEORGE: It's not that easy. KRAMER (shows Jerry his winnings): Jerry, ah? BILLY: You, uh...you wanna go in the bedroom? If you see someone with a hearing aid, you don't think, 'Oh, they must have been listening real good...yeah, to a lot of important stuff...' No, they are deaf. ELAINE: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do - I'm gonna do a hard-target search. JERRY: You're cut off, you're out of the loop! JERRY: Yep. So you really like this guy. That was the amazing thing. KRAMER: You know what you are? SUSAN: Well, I don't see why you just can't use condoms. KRAMER: Well, if I didn't do something I wouldn't be able to live with myself. ELAINE: And the bathroom in your apartment? What's it going to be? I exercise. MONICA: He got her number off an AIDS walk list? I own a very profitable electronics distributing firm. Even those the The Sponge script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Sponge transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? New scene - Jerry arrives at Lena's apartment. JERRY: If you were in the mafia, would you tell her every time you killed JERRY: I mean, I admire the hell out of her. GEORGE: That condom killed me. JERRY: Yeah. Written by Peter Mehlman. Uh, did you get any of those sponges? GEORGE: Oh, no, no...condoms are for single men. ELAINE: So, you think you're sponge-worthy? PHARMACIST: Right. Uh...well, I'll take three. George is gettin' frustrated! New scene - a musical montage of Elaine's "hard-target search" - visiting stores and pharmacies all over town and not finding a sponge anywhere. 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